What a guy means when he says.........

Mo was reading on Yahoo.com 'How to Get Inside a Guy’s Mind'

Mo: Hey Gatsby what does it mean when a guy says ....."I'll call you later."

Gatsby: Well guess what? He will more than likely call you later. Usually men will not bother telling you this if they have no interest in you. Sometimes their situation changes and later is a long time. That does happen! But this is usually not the case and in the end it is only a call anyways. If he calls it is still just a call. If both of you are fortunate and neither of you are totally messed up maybe you can can have fun together and enjoy each other and maybe fall in love. Though the odds are way against it. God only knows how we fell for master. But when he calls I come because it may just be dinner time.

Mo: Alright what if the guy says "My ex is crazy." Smarty pants?

Gatsby: She probably is. But then if a girl was to say the same thing I would probably say yes he is. Now if you classify crazy as an emotion then I would think women tend to be more emotional. Sometimes I think you are crazy Mo, the way you woof your food down without even looking at it first.
Now I have one for you big boy. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."

Mo: Well Jay I have never heard anyone say that before but if he did I would think he was a bit jealous of their friendship. Jealousy is a valid emotion. We all feel it. Even I get jealous when master pets you more than me. Which by the way seems like 'ALL THE TIME'.


Gatsby: Oh poor big dog. Call the wambulance. But here is another one I read in the same article on Yahoo... He Says: "It's a long story."

Mo: That one is easy Bacon Breath. It is a long story! And no one wants to hear it especially your significant other. Unless you have been in an intimate relationship for about 5 years it is raining outside and you've eaten all the popcorn and the late night 'b' movie really reeks. Then put me to sleep with whatever dreary story you can muster up.

Gatsby: Yea like you don't sleep all day as it is.

Mo: Heeheehee. What if He Says: "That's a new look."

Gatsby: Have you looked a your hair lately? Every morning when you wake up it is a new look.
Actually it is a rather noncommittal statement. But my guess is it will grow on him even if he is not that awed by it. It is better than saying "that is a nice look on you" and it sounds as insincere as it probably is because most men just accept that you wanted to look different and this style pleases you. I remember that shaved look you had for Arizona talk about a 'new look for you'. Ha ha ha ha!

Mo: Now you are cruising for a bruising little guy. So My Stylish cur what if he says "Why are you being so emotional?"

Gatsby: Cake buddy boy cake!

Mo: Cake!!! Where? Cake cake I love cake.

Gatsby: Figuratively speaking duffas butt. I mean that is easy. It means that he is not all that interested in getting into an argument based on feelings. Because everyone's feelings will get hurt, no one gains by it and sleeping on the couch is out of the question because I have the couch tonight.

Mo: You have the couch every night!!
Now what if He Says: "That's not what I meant." Does he really mean "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."

Gatsby: Could be if he is a spineless creature like our neighbors who called the sheriff and said we were viscous dogs cause we chased her cat out of the yard! Just fess up and say you were totally insensitive, if it was, or stand by it if it wasn't. Just have a bit of fortitude. Maybe he was just misunderstood and he wants to clarify what he actually had said
And what if He Says: "It's fine." Keep in mind master says that all time when we don't like our dog food "It's fine! It's the good stuff! Besides that is all your getting."

Mo: Yea I don't like it when anyone says 'it's fine'. That is their point of view regardless what it means. Seems rather dismissive and rude most of the time. Sometimes that stuff that is 'fine' makes me have the runs!

Gatsby: Alright then how about "Can we talk about this later?"

Mo: Since when are you so squeamish?

Gatsby: No jelly butt. If he says "Can we talk about this later?"

Mo: Duh I get it now. I think it would be okay with me but I would probably forget so we may as well talk about it now. Unless that cute girl dog down the street is listening in then I think we should go play.

Gatsby: Good idea! Let's go find her.